ImagiNation

What can I say? I got a little pee on myself

The other day I had a lot of caffeine and a lot of water. Needless to say, I had to go. And I had to go right then. So I find the nearest restroom on campus, and just my luck- one of those bathroom trolls had visited. You know, when the only available stall has pee all over the seat, toilet paper covers the floor and a nice little turd is waiting in the bottom of the bowl. As many other women do in public restrooms, I squat or try to hover over the toilet to pee. So what happens? I lose my balance and in an attempt not to touch the foreign pee, my very own gets all over me. I'm talking running down my leg. I also get a nice size wet spot in the middle of the back of my Bermuda shorts. I wash it off, only to make a bigger wet spot.

Did I mention that I then had to walk clear across campus to get home after that?

posted by imagine @ 4:56 PM