ImagiNation

A funny thing happened on the way to the bathroom

The Monday of last week ended on at very interesting note. I began the night with a couple of friends and some margaritas- then we went to another bar where the overwhelming urge for a White Russian took control. I had to have one, which led to two and then, well, you get the picture. So later that night I get home with the worst case of hiccups I've had in a really long time, I mean they really were starting to hurt. After trying all of my own cures to no avail, I made myself throw up (it worked). Then I went to bed. Only I didn't stay in bed.

Sometime around 5am I apparently made my way to the bathroom, only I didn't make it. No, instead I went into the room next to the bathroom... one of my housemates bedrooms. Now I'm not sure if I turned on the light, but I do know that I immediately realized that I was not in the bathroom. So what do I do? I duck down as quickly as possible, hoping she will not see me and think she was just dreaming. Only she did see me.

Housemate: K, what are you doing?
me: silence, still squatting at the end of her bed.
Housemate: K, I know you're there. What are you doing?
me: continued silence
Housemate: Seriously, what are you doing.
me: giggle- get up and leave.

I completely forgot about this event until I came home the next evening and they asked me about it.

posted by imagine @ 12:46 PM