Things my Grandmother is likely to do this weekend
- throw whatever may be in the chair she wants to sit in, in the air or at someone
- throw food at someone (she once threw a hot dog at me because I did not cook it long enough)
- call my mom and uncle fat
- perhaps brush her teeth with something other than toothpaste
- complain about the side effects of the one pill she has to take
- eat a large salad before the big dinner everyone else is waiting for and spent all day cooking
- call me a whore (that happened a couple of summers ago)
- complain about my aunt's parenting skills
- kick someone in the skin because she thinks its funny
- get out her keyboard and sing christmas songs
- tell everyone that we are drinking too much
posted by imagine @ 3:37 PM
2 Comments:
Well at least dinner with your grandma involves liquor. Mine would involve a lot of prayer and healthy food.
well that's just because she drives us to drink. everything she does becomes a whole lot more funny when you've got a buzz.
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