ImagiNation

A funny thing happened on the way to...

my house a few weeks ago. Actually, it wasn't that funny at the time. I was on my way home after a night of having fun with friends- drinking, eating and dancing around. When, boom! I was in pain! Something wanted out of my back door, if you know what I mean. I step on the gas- knowing I could make it home before I explode. Then the unexpected happened. I got stuck waiting on a train. The slowest moving train in the history of the world. I took a deep breath. Then another. After 8 minutes the train passed and I finally made it to my street. About 10 seconds before I reached my house I unbuckled the seat belt, ready for my escape. I turn off the car, keys in hand, and run to the front door. Only to find that my Mom had dead bolted it shut, thinking I was just going to stay the night at a friend's. I knew I couldn't make it to the back. I started beating on the door like a girl who is being chased by a serial killer. I could hear my Mom making her way to the door while asking what was the matter. All I could say, "Please, please hurry. Unlock the door!!!" She was taking forever! "What's going on?" she asked. "Mom, I will poo in my pants if you don't open that door!" I had to say it. The door opened and she got out of my way- thankfully I made it, but not in my pants.

posted by imagine @ 2:26 PM